Enter My New Contest -- Crack Me Up!

Time to launch this blog already!! I've been "meaning" to get around to it for FAR TOO LONG now. I figure a giveaway is always a good thing to start with, so here we go with that....

SOMETIMES ... you can get something for nothing! Or, at least, for not much more than a few moments of brain strain... and you can afford THAT, right??

Remember Match Game? Well, I do - and it used to crack me up. I recently found myself posting on my forum "like a hungry low-carber at a free bacon buffet" ..... which both cracked me up, and gave me an idea to ensure that hopefully, you all can take turns cracking me up for the whole rest of 2008!

Just fill in the blanks in this sentence:

Like a __________ low-carber _________

in a descriptive manner, and you get one entry. Hopefully, your sentence will ring true as far as low-carbing in general goes, and with any luck at all, it might even be funny. You can use more than one word for the blanks, or not - I'm not real picky!

Here are some "Rules":

• You'll have to register for a free account on the CookingTLC.net forum to enter. (Simply because that's easiest for me - and in my world, that's what counts when I am footing the bill... not to worry though, no spam, ever, I do so solemnly swear!)
• You can post as many qualifying sentences as you like, but each person will receive no more than 12 total entries - one for each of their first 12 submissions only. Post entries HERE.
• Winner will be determined by a random drawing (we're talking draw-a-name-out-of-a-hat, no fancy auditing, you'll just hafta take-my-word-for-it style).
• Prize: $25 credit towards anything in The TLC Shop!
• Contest ends 12/31/08 (or as soon thereafter as I get around to closing the contest thread on the forum .... it will be a holiday, so it's possible I won't break my leg getting around to it....)
• Prize drawing will be held live on Wednesday 01/07/09 during the CookingTLC.net regularly scheduled chat session.